Helluva Boss - Wikiquote (2024)

Helluva Boss is a 2019 adult animated black comedy horror web series created by Vivienne Medrano.

Moxxie: [to Millie] Honey, could you get the butter?

Millie: Sure, sweetie.

Blitz: Spoiler alert: The butter's spoiled. [Millie giggles]

Moxxie: What's funny, honey?

Blitz: Really impressive wordplay.

Moxxie: WHAT THE-- WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE?!

[Moxxie wakes up to see Blitz staring him in the face]

Blitz: Watcha dreamin' about?

Mox: I was dreaming my parents were being murdered. But now, I'd like to go back to that.

Moxxie: [singing] Of all the imps in Hell, it's for her that I fell, oh Millie. [leans in to kiss Millie. Hears Biltz's camera beep] Are you f*cking filming us right now?! [camera cuts to see him outside the window]

Blitz: [Moxxie claims Blitz lives a lonely life; Millie tries to coerce him from angering Blitz] No, no no no, It's fine, Mills, its just your husband is, how do I say this without being offensive? Retarded.

Blitz: We'll get that skan*, or your first kill is free!

Mox: When did we start implamenting that policy, sir?

Blitz: When you set fire to my office in front of a CLIENT, YOU f*ckING DICK-sh*t!

Blitz: [after Moxxie fails to shoot the family] What the f*ck was that, Moxxie?!

Mox: [wheezes] They just looked so wholesome, and I couldn't help it!

Blitz: Christ on a stick, Moxie! From the moment you were born, you were already a parasite leeching on your mom's tit*. Get the f*ck over yourself, you baby-dicked prude! [he is shot in the arm by the mom] AHH! A new hole! SCATTER!! [they run away]

Stolas: Perhaps we can exchange. Favors for favors. Doesn't that sound. . . enticing?

Blitz: Can you not use your fancy-ass rich people talk? I'm trying really hard here not to get f*ckED IN MY A!

Stolas: What's that you're listening to?

Octavia: This song's called "My World Is Burning Down Around Me" by "f*ck You Dad"

Stolas: ...

Octavia: It's a band.

Stolas: Oh. How charming...

[Stolas suggests that he and Octavia go to Loo-Loo Land]

Octavia: I'd literally rather kill myself.

Stolas: There we go! Anything but staying in this house. Now, I'll arrange our security.

Octavia: Security for a theme park?

Stolas: We're rich and we're hot. People want our money and our bodies.

Octavia: Our money, maybe.

Stolas: Speak for yourself, princess. Now I'm going to call the only man who can f[bleep]k me!

Octavia: What?

Stolas: [trying to cover it up] Who can protect me. Us! Being part of the Goetia family is rather valuble, you know. [Octavia groans]

[Blitz is called by Stolas]

Blitz: WHAT?!

Stolas: Why, hello my big-dicked Blitzy.

[Blitz and Octavia spit out their coffee]

Blitz: What...

Octavia: ...The...

Blitz: f*ck...

Octavia: ...DAD?!

Stolas: Language, everyone!

Blitz: [Robo-Fizz calls him out] Bitch, I make more money killing people than you do being a cheap-ass robo ripoff of an overated sellout JESTER!

Robo-Fizz: Oooh, [glitches as he says this] someone's salty! Real or not though, people lo-oove me! Does anybody lo-oove you, Blitzo?

Blitz: No, but I'm really good with guns now! [loads his assault rifle with a new magazine] Dance, bitch!

Blitz: [to someone who takes his parking spot] Oh, you suck for life, do ya? [pulls out a megaphone] Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum-dump! You've got exactly three seconds to get the f*ck out of my spot or, [he realizes that the driver is his ex girlfriend, Verosika Mayday] Oh, sh*t! Verosika?!

Verosika: Blitzo.

Blitz: I should have known you'd be here. I can smell fish for miles, which is odd, because I believe the nearest ocean is THREE RINGS DOWN!

Verosika: And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts.

[Loona is talking with Verosika's hellhound, Vortex]

Blitz: Am I interrupting something here?

Tex: [calmly] Nah, man. Just a conversation.

Blitz: Conversation, leads to HPV!

Moxxie: [after being dunked in a beer keg by humans] A human called me a possum. I am not a possum.

Vikki: OMJ, Loona? Lunatic Loona? That you?

Loona: Uh, yeah. It's Loona, yeah.

Vikki: Wow, I can't believe you're showing up to another party. I mean, do you even remember the last one?

Loona: [becoming annoyed] I'm sure you'll remind me.

Vikki: Yeah, this...[taps on her phone and shows a picture of Loona throwing up] This you, right?

Loona: [Angrily growling, through clenched teeth] Why do you still have that?

Vikki: It brings me joy. You know, you're supposed to keep things that bring you joy. [Loona growls louder, baring her teeth] Wow, you're being very negative. Your aura is really aggressive right now.

Loona: Oh yeah? Well, maybe it's because I'm in the presence of a massive BITCH!

[Partygoers gasp; Vikki nearly faints dramatically]

Vikki: Oh...my dog. Wow.

Loona: What?! Is that not an okay thing to say? Like, c'mon, it's true!

Partygoer: [offscreen] You can't say that.

[Loona angrily frowns]

Bee-Elzubub: [Approaches Vortex & Loona after her song] Ow-ow! Vortex! The party is buzzing now, f*ck! I feel like I went a little too hard with the confetti this time, though. I have, like, a rainbow in my vagin* right now. [Loona's jaw drops; Bee notices her for the first time] Oh, hey, is this the sweet pup you were telling me about?

Loona: Excuse me?

Bee: She's a f*cking cutie! Where've you been hiding, girl? [chuckles]

Loona: Is there something funny?

Bee: Nah, I'm just high on all of this tasty energy right now! Tex says you don't get invited out much. I hope this little itty-bitty gettogether could serve as a fun first time.

Loona: [sees another party attendee slide down the stair railing and hitting his groin on the newel post before falling over; unamused] Mmhmm.

Bee: I would've thrown a bigger one, but I couldn't convince Belphagor to let me break into her stash of party drugs. SO f*cking lame. I mean, I usually just steal them, but Belle changed the locks. She says I'm a total jackass for trying, but hey–I'm proud to be a total jackass. [creates a bottle of beer and chugs it down]

Loona: [Looking for Blitzo in the middle of the party] Blitz! Blitz! Where are you, sh*thead?! Blitz!

[Sees Blitzo making out with another guy]

Loona: OH, PISS ON A DICK!

[Loona drives her and a drunk Blitzo from the party]

Loona: ...Do you need to throw up?

Blitzo: [Almost like a pouty child] No.

Lonna: Heh, yeah, you do.

[Loona carries Blitzo into their apartment, laying him on the couch, then returning with a blanket and a glass of water]

Blitzo: I had a really sh*tty day.

Loona: Yeah? Is that why you drank, like, 5 gallons' worth of who-knows-what?

Blitzo: f*ck, Fizz was right: I'm gonna die alone, aren't I? Just a wrinkly, old, withered waste. [Loona gives a look of concern] Will you be there, Loonie?

Loona: Be where?

Blitzo: [Mumbling] I dunno, just...lonely...die alone...

Loona: [Covers Blitzo with the blanket] I'll be there...Dad. Now go the f*ck to sleep, okay? [Goes to her bedroom]

Blitzo: [Mumbling] Millie...Moxxie...Stolas...[Lifts his head and vomits heavily on the floor] f*ck! Yeah, I did need to throw up.

Blitzo: [Walking into the vet, dragging a frightened Loona by the tail] Christ on a stick, of all the days for (Stolas) to get his feathered ass kidnapped; I've waited FIVE f*ckING YEARS for this appointment! f*ck ME IN MY LITTLE RED HOLE! [Sees a woman with her pet in the waiting room] Hi, the f*ck you looking at?

• Brandon Rogers as Blitzo
• Richard Steven Horvitz as Moxxie
• Erica Lindbeck as Loona and Millie (pilot)
• Vivian Nixon as Millie (series)
• Bryce Pinkham as Stolas (series)
• Mara Wilson as Mrs. Mayberry
• Norman Reedus as Striker

• Helluva Boss quotes at the Internet Movie Database

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• 2010s American adult animated TV shows